Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves #2020

Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves By Dexter Dweezel Parnassus Pallie Funny Stories for Kids Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves What would the story of Snow White be like if the princess was an idiot the evil queen was completely incompetent and the dwarves instead of being happy and silly were instead super gross and mean
  • Title: Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves
  • Author: Dexter Dweezel Parnassus Pallie
  • ISBN: 9781515183891
  • Page: 376
  • Format: Paperback
  • Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves By Dexter Dweezel Parnassus Pallie What would the story of Snow White be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean The answer Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves, a comedy short story that is so awesome you ll have to read it to believe it Take your expectations for a fairy talWhat would the story of Snow White be like if the princess was an idiot, the evil queen was completely incompetent, and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, were instead super gross and mean The answer Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves, a comedy short story that is so awesome you ll have to read it to believe it Take your expectations for a fairy tale and throw them out the window A noble prince Lame A humble princess What a loser A happy ending You wish This eBook is way better than all that It will make you giggle, laugh, and ask for Either that, or it will make you scream for it all to stop The only way to know is to read it.The Funny Stories for Kids series, written recorded by Dr Dexter Dweezel and Professor Parnassus Pallie, is an ongoing effort to make fairy tales less crappy Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves is the first in this series, with to come.
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    1. Dexter Dweezel Parnassus Pallie

      Doctor of Psychiatry, University of Geneva.Professor Emeritus Oxford University.Known for his work in psychosemantics and for pioneering the field of inferred reading.Famed for his work with Professor Pallie For nearly a decade they have collaborated on the recording of lost ancient texts and tales.

    709 thoughts on “Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves”

    1. This story was a ridiculous and funny read that was very short Hunkules was a great addition to the satire of Snow White, and he was definitely my favorite character The title says that the story is for kids, but I think there are a few ideas and plenty of upper level vocabulary words that would fly right over a younger child s head I would say this is suitable for young adults and adults who like fairy tale retellings.


    2. This book really isn t meant for kids Maybe for the adults that would otherwise be reading it to their kids Don t be fooled It is terribly raunchy And what frustrates me even than that is the poor grammar I thought this would be a nice change from the average fairytale I read with my kids Next time we ll stick to Grimm s.


    3. After adding books to owned books shelf provides I lost ratings and review Will attempt to add the review Books won on giveaways that is missing review due to this are books I have enjoyed On a later date I will attempt to remember what I have written about them and will rewrite them.


    4. RECEIVED FREE AS A GIVEAWAY I REALLY ENJOYED THIS BOOK AND FOUND IT VERY AMUSING I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO HOTEL CALIFORNIA WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THIS BOOK I CRTAINLY WOULD BE INTERESTED IN READING FURTHER BOOKS BY THESE AUTHORS.


    5. 2.5 stars It should have been a three stars rating as the story was funny and easy to read but I really didn t like the way the poor animals during the story were treated squashed kicked.


    6. Pretty funnyIt made me laugh Grossed out Then makes you laugh some Young kids would love this version of the story It s fun to read it.


    7. Hilarious Loved it Not sure if I d let a ten year old read it, but it is a great adult version of a classic fairy tale and I can t wait for less crappy tales to come


    8. Although I may have a weird sense of humor, this book was great It takes a classic fairy tale, Snow White, and flips it in ways that I feel children would enjoy and humor them I would recommend this story to older students, around age 7 9, to start only because of the content in which they change within Lily White, aka Snow White, is somewhat smart compared to the others The queen is dumbfounded throughout and the dwarves, instead of being happy and silly, they become gross versions of the class [...]


    9. DISCLAIMER I received this book for free via GiveawaysCould we please agree this is NOT a story for kids seriously, it should be removed from the title Unless your child has a good knowledge and can handle ideas such as boy toy, beauty without brains, being extremely egocentric almost narcissistic, something that borders on sexual harassment, alcoholism, etc etc.I totally get the parody of it all, but it s just a tad too psychedelic for me and I would have preferred the sarcasm to be a tad on t [...]


    10. I m ok with irreverent I love satire I m don t get grossed out I m not bothered by potty humor.This was drek Not funny Not clever Just annoyingly crude, violent, sexist, and poorly written Don t even bother There are other silly, funny, gross books at there that are well written and amusing.I read through to see if there was any redeeming plot twist or anything Nope.


    11. Twisted tales, make room for a new twist on the classic Snow White story Readers, get ready to laugh Adults will laugh at allusions youngsters will not understand but there are also some things the tween or teen will explain why it s funny to the adult I look forward to fairy tales from these authors I received a copy for review from first reads giveaway.


    12. I won this book on a giveaway and I love it It is absolutely hilarious and so much fun to read the twists on common fairytales.



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